You're gonna love this
Hey, I got up this morning, kissed the wife and baby goodbye (the other two were still asleep), grabbed a bottle of water and a soda from the fridge and left. I went to Jacksboro, got done with my stuff there, and headed to Lake Worth for my Monday sushi lunch with Barnett Gathering. My soda was empty, so I grabbed my water bottle, took a swig and thought, "Man, Ozarka is some good stuff, but this is gamey." I drank about 3/4 of the bottle on the way to lunch, went in and ate. When we were done, and I was climbing into my truck to come to the office, I reached over and found my WATER BOTTLE. Still full and unopened. What the hell? Then and only then did I realize that I had been drinking the sample of pool water that I was going to take to the pool place for analysis. SHIT, now my throat is burning, absolutely wonderful. Any bets on how sick I get before this is over? Gotta be a Monday.
Later
Jim
6 Comments:
Ouch, man... Good luck with the "not getting sick"!
All I could think was vodka!
Good Ozarka huh! Did you take the sample before or after the 18 kids were in the pool peeing? Gotta love it!
First off, who is the anonymous, George? And, secondly, BEFORE the girls were in the pool this weekend, but I have pee'd in the pool a few times this year, yuk! I got the sample Thursday, but still.
OPPS!!!
Oh my goodness!! That is to dang funny! I sure hope you don't get sick from it! The thought of it makes me feel ill though!!
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